...keep telling all the illegals

It traded the smart, witty verbal comedy of the original for 2 hours of CGI enhanced sight gags.

I’d love to blame the youtube/snapchat “give me attention and likes” generation.

What the fuck am I looking at?

Your country is officially a parody of itself.

What rule? The rule in question says you are only permitted ONE internal combustion engine. Meaning you aren’t allowed to have two or more.

“Permitted” doesn’t mean the same thing as “mandatory”.

Really...after doing an AWARD WORTHY performance for 4 seasons as one of the main stars of 12 Monkeys, Emily Hampshire is only known from “Schitt’s Creek”?

You being caught up over the wording is odd

Okay fine...that made me laugh goddammit.

I understand and I used to feel the same way.

You people don’t even deserve to be a fucking country anymore.

My review made it into a Kotaku story! My 15 minutes are HERE! AMA, Baby! /S

History will not look kindly on this particular incarnation of America.

HEY!  As an ex-smoker, I ... resemble ... that statement.

...while reducing the prison population

That’s exactly what they WANT you to think...

Georgia has voted GOP since ‘96. North Carolina has voted GOP for even longer.

Soooo....just so we’re all on the same page. It’s pretty obvious Pence wrote the op-ed to hopefully kick something into motion that ends with him as President, right?

Nope. I disagree.