haha...great...but...

I don’t get the need for a phone to be exciting.

Soooo....just so we’re all on the same page. It’s pretty obvious Pence wrote the op-ed to hopefully kick something into motion that ends with him as President, right?

Nope. I disagree.

In related news: Kaiser Sozé is Kevin Spacey

I’m 150% positive that this ass-wipe purposefully avoided the contraction because he legitimately couldn’t remember if it was “Your” or “You’re”

67 year old retired trucker?  I can’t be the only one who immediately thought “Meh...he’ll be dead soon anyway.  Chances are he wouldn’t buy another one anyway.”

Get feckin’ Snapchat notifications?

My only regret is that Patrick Wilson is getting famous enough now that soon I’ll be unable to refer to him as the poor man’s Will Arnett

Maybe. But ignorance is bliss. I want to go back to a world where these morons were relegated to being made fun of on special comedic episodes of The X-Files; not literally in my face every fucking day.

At it’s heart? You’re built on it. You’re founded on it. Your very existence is predicated on the whole “don’t tread on me”, “get what’s mine even at the expense of my neighbour” American Dream(tm) bullshit mentality.

FUCK ME! That’s actually kind of brilliant!

Foghorn Leghorn is literally the fucking worst.  Honestly not even mad, it’s impressive that you could complete the article after your obvious lobotomy.

...his hilariously inept new (??) about his time...

Who says I’m a liberal?

I love how trolls always run to false equivalences.

As has already been said, race, disability, sexuality, etc... are all things that person has no choice about. Politics are a choice. racism is a choice.

Loved Chuck. It was my introduction to Levi. And also where the notion first struck me. I realised that both Bakula and Levi had that kind of affable everyman’ness that playing Sam Beckett required.

Connor Trineer

I mean, sure...I get it. This looks fine I guess.