My mutt ate my ex-girlfriends bar of bath soap. He was pooping suds for a couple of days, but beyond that he was fine. He was curious because he had never seen bar soap before (because of course he hasn’t...who in their right mind hasn’t long since moved to liquid body-wash?) He saw something new and assumed it was…

The worst sin ever put onto film isn’t replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen.

The worst sin ever put onto film isn’t replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen.

That’s not how it works...at all.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/trudeau-decides-its-just-not-worth-appeasing-trump-in-foreign-policy-shift/article35217327/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=Referrer%3A+Social+Network+%2F+Media&utm_campaign=Shared+Web+Article+Links

cultural mores notwithstanding

I’ve lived most of adult life with the firm hypothesis that all men with large neck tattoos are all douche bags.

Isis would claim responsibility for your under-cooked burger at McDonalds if it would help get the borders closed.

After years of speculation, the rumored feud between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift—the reason for songs like “Bad Blood” and “Swish Swish”—has been confirmed by one of its participants..

“When his career is ruined by scandal, superstar magician Cameron Black has only one place to turn to practice his art of deception, influence and illusion — the FBI.”

America: More than ready to engage in a dick swinging contest as long as it’s relatively sure that it’s not in retaliation range.

10. Salt & Vinegar

Look, I’m not for one second saying that I’m ready to open up my arms and loosen up our Canadian immigration laws. We are fair, but pretty strict, and I like it that way.

Most of the Canadian provinces have had variations of those rules in place and have for a very very long time. Ontario is simply off-side and catching up.

You would think they would want the reverse...

A democracy is only as good as the education of the people who vote.

Well, if it makes you feel any better. There was a game I used to play when I was younger on the NES. And I could never remember it’s name. I just remember that I loved that game with ever fibre of my being and I poured hours and hours into it; an entire youth wasted flying past spinning monoliths from 2001.

1. 1.a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.“the pigs were a squeal (if you’ll forgive the pun)“synonyms:play on words, wordplay, double entendre, innuendo, witticism, quip, bon mot“”you can make your own antifreeze by…

They pick and choose stats to support their feeling of superiority.

I don’t have a problem with competitive video gaming. I go to compete quite often and read about it thank-you-very-much.

My reaction as an Ottawa fan when watching that moment...