Fuck Anti-Hillary people are morons.

Hey man, that’s the back of our throne, and I’ll thank-you-very-much for not disparaging it. It was crafted painstakingly from an old Haida Canoe and the walls of an ice fishing cabin that we won from a giveaway in a two-four of Molson. We each take turns, a week at a time, sitting in it.

Cripes. Everytime I give some thought to picking up a pen again and starting to write once more, I read something like this and think, “nope...I’ll never be able to compete with the utter brilliance of this wordsmithing.”

The US is the richest country in the world and “can’t afford” to have universal healthcare and education. You’re telling me this is because the US has 318 million people instead of 30 million? LOL

I don’t read that quote as “shitting on progressives” though. I read it as “realist”.

Whatever. Doesn’t matter anyway. We all know it’s been downhill since Gorkon. He had good temperment. The best temperment. Everyone says so.

Update from 40 minutes ago: (Valve has cut ties with DH)

“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

If you’re a high profile athlete in a foreign country trying to sneakily take a pair of local prostitutes to your room, the logical side would dictate that you don’t pause to piss all over a place that will likely have security cameras.

And also we’re better than everyone at everything

So....entitled Americans think that they can go into a foreign country and act like douche bags. Seems pretty typical American to me.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

Shit, I planned my last tweet out years ago:

You want Occam’s razor? Fine...

Edited because of new information that I had not been aware of. I had been under the impression that the recall was a while before the accident, not days before.

That is...by FAR....the most terrifying way to go I can imagine. I have no words....

I guess it depends on how you define “turtled”.

The Keeper was insane. He won it for them, no doubt about it.

Ha! Wales is the only team all tournament that we ACTUALLY beat!