Actually once I got it, I thought it was hilarious. Loved it.

That would be the worst selling fragrance they every make.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get that...

Do you know me, son?

Counter-point: We had this family of printers deployed around a busy furniture store in which I managed the IT department for three years (before moving on). Most of those were installed a few months after I arrived. All were still running just fine and dandy when I left three years later.

Counter-point: We had this family of printers deployed around a busy furniture store in which I managed the IT…

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

Wait...people were ever actually dumb enough to believe that swallowing your gum was a problem?

there is a very good chance that either the Zodiac Killer or a botoxed Garfield the Cat impersonator might end up being the next leader of the free world.

Dear America;

No sympathy for the tail-gater at all. Do stupid things; win stupid prizes. Simple as that.

Came for Stephanie Tanner’s Boobs.

Hot take, bro. Here’s hoping said detonation is on your house.

You know what I get out of this video?

I realize it’s getting a bit long in the tooth, but really...the only thing that should replace a Warthog is another Warthog.

Numix circle icons, but with the dependencies changed to use the regular elementaryos folder icons.

Kevin Smith has always seemed to me to be the embodiment of proof that it is indeed possible to be both a socially awkward nerd AND a pretentious douche-nozzle, at the same time.

Yeah. I’m pretty sure this is his “clever girl” strategy.

If that’s an actual reason in your feeble little mind, than I feel totally justified in bashing you for having the audacity to leave your house everyday for any reason whatsoever. Because you’re obviously “overexposed”.

his most famous role was Professor Severus Snape

Come to think of it, I can’t actually name a single Nicki Minaj song.