Let me guess...It’ll be a:

Like I said, the dialogue in the original was no peach either. But it had the benefit of at least being FUN and CHEESY, making it a little more acceptable.

It’s called “on-the-nose” dialogue. And it’s something that screenwriters, I’ve noticed, have been horrible at in general for the last few years.

I don’t know exactly. Can’t really explain it. Could be the acting. Could be the delivery. Could be a combination. But something about it was just really really off to me.

“The only law that matters is gravity”, followed by actually yelling STOP while reaching for him...

Lol. Thanks. I was exaggerating for humorous effect. But thanks for your concern.

“Drinking coffee at the wrong time”?

I’m not saying I agree with the thinking. I’m saying that’s how it’s going to go down.

I’ll never reach “unmanned” status. Ever.

A whole lot of panic over nothing (for the foreseeable future anyway)

It’s the debris left behind by whatever smacked into it to form that big ass crater in the first place.

“Educational” YouTube Channel...

The irony, I would wager, is that most of these neck-beards that are all a-tither about Theron’s performance would probably count Aliens among their favourite films.

Sounds about right

I’ve been trying to get through Perfidia by James Ellroy for a while now.

Yo.

Kate Beckinsale will catsuit up...

My television. Not just cable television. But the actual television sitting in my living room. My computer monitor is bigger than my first television I ever owned anyway, and I long ago gave up cable for internet based offerings, so the only real loss would be the ability to lay on my sofa and be a vegetable.

By this point in the shows run, there are literally THOUSANDS of people who can do spot-on Simpsons character voices.