If Bizarro Tom Haverford isn't played by Mindy Kaling, they're doing it wrong.

I think it should actually be Sharknado 2: Sharkageddon

If I've learned anything from The Colbert Report, it's the number one threat. Thus:

This is the best comment. Mostly because I could have posted the exact same thing. Still, I sat here laughing at it for a while.