Pass me 3 Yesterdogs stat!

"Wonderful Christmastime" was the first shot in the war against Christmas.

It was the last song at our wedding. Everyone there was crying.

"Bellowing like a vampire princess that’s been hurled into the bottomless reaches of hell, Lee specializes in mid-tempo, melodramatic, melismatic, heavy riffing balladry that manages the singular feat of sounding ridiculous and joyless simultaneously."  This sentence is as bad as anything Amy Lee has ever done.