You’re comparing the Beatles to the Star Wars Prequels? That’s like saying “Who needs Filet Mignon? I’ve got a can of Spam in the fridge we can split!”

I wish they had never made a second Pirates of the Caribbean movie, so that I’d be able to sit back and fondly remember the first one.

I read in Dreamer of Dune, Brian Herbert’s biography of his father, that Frank really did think Star Wars had ripped him off, and he and other sci-fi writers who thought Star Wars had ripped them off formed a group he called the We’re to Big to Sue George Lucas Society. As much as I love Dune, I don’t see how he had…

I assume it’s for gentlemen, as up until recently, there were like 5 women in the whole galaxy

Hmm...I googled “Star Wars for adults” and I got something else completely different.

Hmm. See, that reads less like a review and more like your feelings got hurt because they made fun of your Transformers movies.

NASCAR ketchup.

Janet also learned how to be passive aggressive,

Kristen Bell dressed as a 60's Secretary is a fetish I didn’t know I had until I saw that header picture

....that’s an upsettingly plausible theory, now that you mention it.

She still name-drops! And it’s forkin’ John Wayne!

Kristen Bell in Diana’s horned-rim glasses was a total smokeshow. The most unrealistic element of the show might be Chidi still resisting her after she has openly declared her feelings for him.

Jeeze Louise! Looks like Chidi has a real case of the Mondays, am I right? Hey ya, pass the NASCAR ketchup.

Jason: I’ll be Jake...

Mindy and Derek’s wind-chime sex is one of the most depraved things I’ve ever had to imagine. Thanks, The Good Place!

Nope

They’re not bad. They’re still not unlimited shrimp though!

The only thing I find objectionable about this is finding out what the nutritional information on these things are. I don’t want to know how much fat and calories I’m consuming when I scarf done like 3 of these.

That violent scene when they were testing the parental controls was from the episode with the soldiers last season, right?

Can it do sunrise/sunset simulations? If so, I’ll get one tomorrow.