You’re comparing the Beatles to the Star Wars Prequels? That’s like saying “Who needs Filet Mignon? I’ve got a can of Spam in the fridge we can split!”

I wish they had never made a second Pirates of the Caribbean movie, so that I’d be able to sit back and fondly remember the first one.

I read in Dreamer of Dune, Brian Herbert’s biography of his father, that Frank really did think Star Wars had ripped him off, and he and other sci-fi writers who thought Star Wars had ripped them off formed a group he called the We’re to Big to Sue George Lucas Society. As much as I love Dune, I don’t see how he had…

I assume it’s for gentlemen, as up until recently, there were like 5 women in the whole galaxy

Hmm...I googled “Star Wars for adults” and I got something else completely different.

Hmm. See, that reads less like a review and more like your feelings got hurt because they made fun of your Transformers movies.

NASCAR ketchup.

Janet also learned how to be passive aggressive,

Kristen Bell dressed as a 60's Secretary is a fetish I didn’t know I had until I saw that header picture

....that’s an upsettingly plausible theory, now that you mention it.

She still name-drops! And it’s forkin’ John Wayne!

Kristen Bell in Diana’s horned-rim glasses was a total smokeshow. The most unrealistic element of the show might be Chidi still resisting her after she has openly declared her feelings for him.

Jeeze Louise! Looks like Chidi has a real case of the Mondays, am I right? Hey ya, pass the NASCAR ketchup.

Jason: I’ll be Jake...

Mindy and Derek’s wind-chime sex is one of the most depraved things I’ve ever had to imagine. Thanks, The Good Place!

Nope

They’re not bad. They’re still not unlimited shrimp though!

They’re fantastic. I think the ones I made at home from the mix actually tasted better than the ones served at the restaurant.

The only thing I find objectionable about this is finding out what the nutritional information on these things are. I don’t want to know how much fat and calories I’m consuming when I scarf done like 3 of these.

That violent scene when they were testing the parental controls was from the episode with the soldiers last season, right?