Well played, sir.

Wait until people find out where the Muppets got Mah Na Mah Na from!

And where did Dr Dre get his medical training?

We’re still, at this point, only about two-thirds of the way to believing that Jerry Seinfeld’s upcoming directorial debut, absurdist Pop-Tarts origin story Unfrosted, is actually a real movie.

Actually, it’s Doctor Black.

“few games translate to the screen like Clue”

You say that but she has form for that kind of thing. There’s one where she’s in period dress, supposedly fainting and manages to kick the butler’s tray out of his hand with staggering precision.  I’d have had Cecily higher.

While I was working in New York, my daughters came to stay and wanted to go to a taping of a late night show. We managed to get into the Tonight Show, but being a Brit I didn’t get the significance of one of his guests being Horatio Sanz. Reading articles like this now makes me realise why that was the worst guest…

I’m no fan of his films generally but the Sherlock ones are pretty great.

I went to see Fantasia sober but ended up feeling a bit stoned as the projectionist managed to play the reels in the wrong order.

“Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?”

Bluey is a lot of fun full stop.  And it will make you a better human being too.

It’s one of the most deeply annoying elements of all this. I try hard to avoid Piers Morgan in my daily life, but whenever I do accidentally see him on something, he’s usually doing one of those. My brother-in-law falls for shit like that as well which is frustrating.  The way Cleese talked up his proposed show…

I think your opinion of most art forms can ebb and flow in the same way. I guess the big difference with music is that it tends to be the art form people re-experience more frequently. You wouldn’t dream of re-watching a TV show daily for a week, but most of us would re-listen to a new album by a favourite artist…

Rocky IV is 31.9% montage.

That’s just distracted me from work for quite some time.  Gateways to Geekery was another brilliant segment from the good old days.

By far.

They could have taken the approach that 80s Britcom “Allo Allo” did with everybody speaking English, but denoting when they are speaking French by putting on an exaggerated French accent. This then leads to the absurdity of an undercover English officer mispronouncing English words in a bad French accent to denote…

I think my favourite exchange is Mulder with Peter Boyle as the guy who can foretell people’s deaths:

You don’t get abs like his eating cookie crumbles.