He got "Vice Mayor" confused with "Mayor of Vice".

Run! It's a shark!!

The concept of a "Winnebago Babies" cartoon is brilliant and scary at the same time. The main characters on said cartoon would all have to be dressed like and swear like the Winnebago Man himself, as they pace around their mini-mini-Winnies...

Look! It's the ghost of Dale Earnhardt! He must be there finish putting the NASCarr in the ground...

Look! It's the ghost of Dale Earnardt disguised as a cemetery worker... putting the NasCarr in the ground...

Bike race? I think not. More like a massive rolling drunkfest on two wheels (and occasionally more)... unless you're a pro bike racer and knock the 300 mile ride out in a day or so. Clarkson bitching about cyclists and cows and endless miles of cornfields on a hot August day might be worth watching.

Iowa Public Television did a feature on this late and lamented track in 2002. I couldn't find a YouTube link, but one of the British sports car clubs in the Des Moines, Iowa area brought some of their members' cars to the track for the piece. One of my good friends/old neighbors drove the Mini Cooper in the clip. …

needs.a.fresh.coat.of.fire.

"Why did you turn?"

Edit: #1—should be the St. Lawrence River, not the Snake River.

That's not just a chained on oil drip pain, it's a mil-spec auto diaper.

The reason Chuck Norris drove a Dodge pickup in "Walker, Texas Ranger" is because the Miata's inherent awesomeness overshadowed Norris in every single way.

As I learned years ago in the intro MSF course, "Look left, go left".

Social seating? Isn't that where you're supposed to 'friend' them before allowing them to sit there, then they post their far too-personal status update for the others to read about?

I thought the dual-mode system was to prevent increased Wertflow... err... backpressure.

Metal flakes in lateish Saab silvers and gray paints were much smaller/finer than the sample here, and the shape and foglight/lower grille mounting tabs don't line up with any Saab fog light openings.

Speed? I-15? Huh? My last trip down the 15 between Vegas to LA was bumper-to-bumper/stop and go all the way into Riverside County on a typical 110-degree summer Sunday afternoon. I've had quicker drives up the 405 on a Friday afternoon... Enjoy your roadtrip!

Saab did that once, in the early 1990s as an option on the 9000 series—Zegna wool-upholstered seating... I sat in a 9000 with those seats several years back—felt great; it was a very nice alternative to leather (and would have held up better than most Saab leathers of that era). I'd love to find a set of those seats…

Good effort, indeed. On my US50 run, I had my 9-5 Aero to 153, indicated. Cruise worked at 140, too...

Definitely US50. Best done in daylight and in good weather. My fastest drive ever was on 50; "Doing the Silver State Classic Challenge" got taken off the bucket list after that...