Eat, sleep, train.

And now they have his fingerprints

In Aussie Rules Football, West Bron could’ve just clubbed Evans into a coma and left him on the pitch while they played around him. And if a West Bron player was able to hit Evans on the fly with a kicked ball from anywhere on the field, they would get 8 1/2 points and they’d all shout, “Whack-Bat!” and seven random…

He is doing it instead of blinking twice.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Drinking bleach? Well, that’s one way to make Mike Pence’s super-white Indiana a reality.

He’a a urologist, which probably thrills his clients. Small hands make the package look bigger. And the prostate exams are a cakewalk!

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

Shocking that an Andy Reid coached team would have an issue with time management.

I was pleasantly surprised at how fast Heath looked before shanking that shot (some time in the second half? somebody played her a very nice ball). And of course her passing/moves were awesome.

With Pinoe out for the foreseeable future, I think that left wing is now Tobes’ new spot to lose. Her delivery is uncanny with both feet.