Not to worry; your Liberal Democratic handlers have ensured that law abiding people do not have those awful “guns” anymore. You won’t have to worry about that anyway. Everyone with a modicum of social consciousness and sense of justice has been stripped of their ability to own a firearm.

What amount of wealth redistribution can stop this from happening? What level of regressive taxation can affect the outcome? Should we stop driving SUVs? Should we stop using hair spray? Please, liberals! Tell us what to do!!