Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

You aren’t getting screwed, you’re being told not to inject your toxic political views into every sentence that you write. Get a fucking life you losers. I’m glad you’re stupid enough to resign. A monkey could do your job 

Ah yes, the typical article of how to make a criminal a victim. Well done. Good riddance to Gawker and here’s to hoping the the PE guys burn this dumpster fire of human beings to the ground. 

This story read as if it was written by my middle schooler.

Trump is lowering the number of Food Stamp participants by virtue of putting people back to work, so don’t think for a minute he is depriving people of assistance - his assistance is putting them back to work and off Food Stamps. The media avoids talk of Trump’s economy like the plague:

I’m 59 years old and the first time I ever heard the term “welfare queen” was when leftists started trotting it out as an example of a “racist” term that they claim people use.  Strange I never heard the term until I saw the show “GLOW.” 

The “it was society’s fault that she was the way she was” is a pretty weak take.

Pour one out for the Ronald. Hell of a guy.

I think this is a fine story about a worthwhile pastime, but where’s the consistency with Deadspin? A few weeks ago, you published a story about Thoroughbred racing in which the purported “expert” was a charlatan pizza parlor owner.

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

This is for Josh Gordon, now on his way out of New England. A stoner deserves a good ‘70s stoner anthem.

Brave is a life changer as a browser on mobile devices. Highly recommend. 

Which part of you has a question for all the women kissing male reporters in that reel? Girls will be girls?

“I don’t see the problem here.”

My wife perfected that move right after we got married.

What the hell do you expect at Clandestine College—cameras just out in the open?

That’s a shame. They could have had a nice fireside chat instead.

This headline and entire article were written by Mad Libs.

You seem a little too invested in this...

What I’ve noticed a lot of too is “we talked about this.” Which is technically true in the sense that it was casually mentioned in passing, but the moms have been actually planning for months, so no I don’t remember the detail that you did. Or, the even worse, "well it's been planned," which is the whole thing has…