I thought this was the Onion for a second

I’m glad you moved to Mexico, too.

You just proved his point.

Is that why James Hodgkinson was no big deal?

That’s just something happening to some people type stuff.

Remember James Hodgkinson?  Doesn’t seem like it.

Right.  This was a major bizarre conspiracy theory peddled by almost everybody and we’re still talking pizzagate?

read: legal

Ralph Northam’s kids?

The irony of reading racism into Ballabon’s comments while reading bigotry out of Omar’s is quite astounding.

Let’s be consistent: “This happened in Trudeau’s Canada.”

What does the national anthem and American flag have to do with the confederacy? 

... and then protesting the national anthem of the side that defeated the confederacy.

Right, I feel like I’m not seeing the whole scene properly.  It’s frustrating.

Yeah, it had nothing to do with her calling him by the wrong name and reading a statement accusing him of being a war criminal.  If she were white, he’d have been real happy.

When are you folks going to realize that you are all totalitarians?

“Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar’s thorough destruction of Elliott Abrams, the current U.S special envoy on Venezuela”

She really dragged him by reading something printed off the internet.

Send your info to resumes@splinternews.com

Nice!  Bring Hitler into it!  Finally!