This is deadspin where all white people have trust funds.

That’s not what it’s about. “Hireling and slave” is referring to mercenaries and conscripted soldiers. The conscription issue was a big deal in the War of 1812.

Everybody in the whole world should get to live in Amerikkka for free and with access to a gender neutral bathroom or else we’re the worst country in the world.... unless a Democrat is President.

They get more fresh air! We are such a racist country.

She’s like half off the counter, too. I think she might fall.

Just wanting more money isn’t a reason for seeking asylum.

I don’t like my whites turning gray. Does that make me a facist?

If Trump does it, he’s the new Hitler. If Obama did it, too, it’s “don’t change the subject, I want to complain about Trump.”

Treating people who want to make more money like asylum seekers is new, too.

Wanting an opportunity to make more money is a valid reason for seeking asylum?

Very true.

Obama and the Democrats want an all powerful central state to enforce their progressive ideals. Gay marriage wasn’t something that the democratic process gave us. That’s why this fake video is believable to some.

Are you just becoming aware that some people don’t get their recreation from diversity seminars and sampling hipster microbrews?

Mint extract from the grocery store with lemon lime Shasta. I got carded but didn’t have my license at the liquor store and came up with a Plan B. Should’ve gone home to get my license instead.

Mint extract from the grocery store with lemon lime Shasta. I got carded but didn’t have my license at the liquor store and came up with a Plan B. Should’ve gone home to get my license instead.

Are you assuming that every Mexican wants to be an immigrant?

Not all white people are from Manhattan with a trust fund. As a matter of fact, some poor rural whites picked cotton. Maybe they even turned this activity into an idiom to replace swearing?

That’s ageist.

You could do the reverse and it makes even more sense!

Most would argue that Bloomberg is not a “conservative”