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Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

The cat/laser pointer analogy was great, but Iguodala’s leg-kick celebration game is on point:

Best part of that game was when LeBron threw Steph to the ground like a rag doll, got called for the offensive foul, and then Steph immediately drilled a 3 on the inbounds catch.

i love that cleveland got offended by that and then shit the bed

Hopefully this will put an end to all that “If Kyrie was healthy in the Finals” speculation

Correction: if the DS + shipping (to him) cost you less than $20.

I think that’s the best quantam entaglement explanation I’ve seen since Mass Effect.


In the Star Trek universe, the holograms are much better.

The policy was changed recently (the last time they did a discount deal for Amazon Prime Membership).

The policy was changed recently (the last time they did a discount deal for Amazon Prime Membership).

“This is why I play volleyball.” —Sydel Curry

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute