Be careful, he might trade Mariota for Case Keenum and a half eaten turkey sandwich. It’s always the move they least expect.

Now there’s a troubled bridge over water.

This is to clever by half, if you lived in a western country you were protected by these weapons. That said we did have some crazy plans but at least we were on the side of democracy and freedom.

Exactly. We throw some civilian targets on the list. The Soviets know our list. We know they know our list. Same on the other side. And because of that, neither side does anything too stupid and we all live to see Russia become the greatest source of dashcam videos the world will ever know.

Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

I’m Ron Burgandy?

Attractive?

“The California-based parks obliquely denied that the recent San Bernardino mass shooting was related to the decision to step up security”

“The two most dated films” aka the two best films?

I thought it was called Machete order because you use a machete to hack Episode 1 to pieces.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

Easy fix. Smog first and have the paperwork in hand. If the car can not pass smog, that is an entirely different issue.

Nor would I! That’s not really what this is for.

Nor would I! That’s not really what this is for.

Let me just plug the ridiculous durability of the Sony cans. Those things are built to last, which is refreshing in an era where headphones and earbuds seem to die every six months. Love ‘em.

Never caulk the wagon. Always the wrong call.

Just don’t die of dysentery on the way.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.