That’s not really relevant, though.
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I think I will go with being honest and giving them the bread they want, because of people should know what they’re getting, even if their probably following a fad, and because if someone I took as a fad dieter had a bad reaction I would be both sad and liable. I tell people I cannot prevent cross contamination and…
Um, I’ll continue to bother for the reasons mentioned. :)
(Jeez, it sure took a while this week.)
“something like 114% of US currency has trace amounts of cocaine on it”
Did he look like this?
Still no mention of my mum and the cheesecake, so I’m just going to post it here.
Oddly, he’s the only person on the internet who can correctly type Kristaps Porzingis.
SOUUUUUUP was clearly a gesture of friendship. Also, GIMME MAH STRAWZ.
I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.
I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.
The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?
This really isn’t the cross I’m trying to die on here...
Because the allergy comment was a joke, because people are always complaining about their allergies in these stories.
You think a vegetarian who finds fucking meat in their food is just looking for comps?!
Dear God in Heaven I have GOT to start watching non-toddler movies, because my first reaction to your story was, “that’s the scene in Cars 2 with Mater at the buffet” and then was astounded that no one else commented the same.
Humblebrag time.
The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…