We booed Santa Claus harder

White chocolate is better than any other type of chocolate.

No, I’m with jezbanned. Ordering a salad at a fast-casual place means starting with a base of greens.

Any son who refers to his mom as “Mother” probably needs a lot of therapy and is a mama’s boy.

“I can’t have lettuce in my salad or meat in my Italian Meat Special or red in my spaghetti sauce or sugar in my sweet tea or gluten in my wheat bread, or brains in my head, okay?”

There is one customer I would gladly tear apart with my own hands.

As someone who loves pineapple (with bacon) on pizza, the thought of grape jelly on pizza is nastification in food form.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

There are a few restaurants like this in Seattle. No menus, you eat what we give you, you drink what we give you, you communicate your medically-necessary dietary restrictions ahead of time but otherwise hold your peace. They aren’t cheap, either. It’s nothing short of glorious.

Oooohhhh....you posted that story a few weeks ago of the server who broiled a bowl to satisfy the woman who made it known she would send the dish back if it wasn’t hot enough, and in a rather stunning confirmation of Pinkham’s law, there were an astonishing number of idiots who said the server assaulted the customer…

I mean, eat what makes you happy. Maybe its delicious! But don’t for a second act like this is normal and the server should know...because that is ridiculous.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”

Literally no one in this thread agrees with you, and most have very easily and thoroughly decimated your theories on working in a restaurant. And yet you say they ‘lack understanding’. I would ask if it smells bad with your head so far up your own ass, but I seriously think you may have bypassed your bowels completely…

I have a story like that that still makes me so angry to think about fifteen years on.

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

National Guard Members acting as law enforcement is an interesting quirk of law. If they are called up by the Governor and stay in state or are invited to a neighboring state they can act as law enforcement. Think natural disaster or riot control. If they are called up as reserve troops by DoD they can’t act as…