Alaska is where I had the bear sighting that will forever ruin all bear sightings. Mother and two cubs catching fish in front of a waterfall during a gentle rain that eventually cleared and cast a fucking RAINBOW OVER THE BEARS.*

They had such success with the OG Kindle Fire, they thought, why not make a phone?

They had such success with the OG Kindle Fire, they thought, why not make a phone?

Anything that starts with “when I lived in Florida” you know is gonna be half hilariously stupid and half ‘I fear for the future of humanity.’

I posted this on some other gawker site once, but my friend owns a smaller boutique-type hotel on Miami Beach. He was once berated by a family checking out who told him that they would never recommend his hotel and planned to post bad reviews... because it had rained every day of their vacation. In Miami. In August.…

It just tacks a year on to your existing sub

It just tacks a year on to your existing sub

When I was in college I spent a semester in Europe. My mother was telling our neighbors about my trip, and told them that I had visited Germany and went to the concentration camp in Dachau. The neighbor lady (a grown-ass woman) asked: “They do tours there? Don’t the prisoners care that people are coming just to look…

WHY DIDN’T YOU GO SAY HI TO THAT NICE LADY BTW

When I lived in Florida I remember reading a story about a woman who visited a Seminole reservation with her kids and then had the gall to complain that the people living there weren’t in traditional costume. She couldn’t believe they weren’t all riding horses and wearing feathers and hunting buffalo, you know, like…

And, to be fair, I need much better training when guests are over.

Well, let’s just wait and see if they meet my demands.

They went to the wrong park.

nice try, bears. thinkin you all fancy because you have a kinja account like a human.

I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…

“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”

The upgrade process gives you a generic key that still won’t technically work on a clean install, so the ProduKey/Magic Jelly Bean keyfinder thing won’t work with 10 upgrades. But. Microsoft has changed how windows authenticates too.

You do need to run the upgrade process, that will register your computer in the…

When you perform the upgrade, Microsoft servers make a record of your hardware configuration. After that, you can do a clean install and Windows 10 will activate. I’ve done this.

Firstly, the Starbucks coffee throwing thing? What the ever loving fuck is that all about? What kind of dickhead throws hot coffee at someone like that? I might be banging on about it, but I’m sitting here trying to comprehend what kind of person would willingly do that to another person...

Oh, no the red is next to the crunchy.