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Bob Ryan is our greatest living American, and I will brook no dissent on this.

give this a few listens.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Look, I’m not a Patriots fan, but that long, long column contained very little news, other than the stuff about Goodell allegedly wanting to get the spygate investigation over as quickly as possible. I agree that it makes the league look worse than the Patriots, but there’s also a whole lot of alleged cheating as well.

“Hey, we heard from (other team) that the Patriots are sending people into the visiting team’s locker room at Gillette to steal play sheets. What do you think we should do? Leave fake sheets behind? Have someone hide and catch them? Set up a hidden camera maybe? If we got hard evidence, it’d be pretty hard for them to…

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.

Comic. Fucking. Sans

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

“Either way, Brady will continue to insist that he never met the guys.”

He didn’t know Jim McNally’s name. He called him “Bird” or “Burt” (depending on the source) but was aware that the guy existed and worked with Jastremski.

I’m sure following this stuff for the last 8 months has been taxing, but you’re getting paid…

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

JJ Watt also might try to get psyched up for a game against the Patriots by having a sweet varsity letterman jacket made during game week and post a picture of it on twitter, then hard-assedly spit a hocker on the Patriots logo at midfield during pregame with cameras following him, and then lose 42-14, and then come…

The NFL doesn’t/shouldn’t actually care if he admits guilt. They will back down on that. Because if there was never a court case, and Brady just took the suspension, he wouldn’t be admitting guilt. In other words, they aren’t going to get something more (an admission) out of a settlement than they ever had before they…

The only way this story gets better is if Belichick signs the puncher just to troll the Jets.

In related news, Jason Pierre Paul can now keep track of Hardy’s suspension on two hands.

Meaning he now has the same suspension as Tom Brady, right? 4 games?

Same here. I remember being about the same age as “Stevie” Cauthen, who I learned from reading an SI article that he was from Kentucky. After that Triple Crown he moved to the UK to race horses and the next interview I heard with him, he had a British accent. I was like, WTF? But he was pretty much a kid when he moved…

not going to lie, this is the main reason I got into records. My friend had an excellent pressing of a great album which made me salivate. I hadn’t seen a record in my life until then and I had only seen that artwork on my phone/tablet/computer as a 200x200 pixel image file. 10/10