If you turn off your IMPLICIT RACIAL BIAS, it could be R&B singer Maxwell circa 1997.

Belichick: Okay, what’s this formation?

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

That’ll mean more minutes for rookie Jayson Tatum, who looked lively, and second-year swingman Jaylen Brown

Only for 6 months.

He’s an Inspiron to us all

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs and having a giant music library. BUT there is something about listening to a complete album in the order it was intended. Great (generally older) albums were arranged purposefully. After we got into…

This is such a vinyl snob thing to say, but shuffle killed albums. I appreciate iTunes and buying individual songs…

he’s the fastest somebody has gone from “who do you want to gift a championship to” to “who would you most want to take a championship away from”. I think the previous record holder was Peyton.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

Bringing Allen Branch back was not a big-money item, but as important as any on this list. I’m no aficionado, but I think that guy’s one of the most underrated defensive players in the league. He’s never really even talked about among the Patriots’ best but I think he’s been increasingly good for three years now.

-R. Kellyanne

Pictured: Steve Smith

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

I am always the guy that finds the ‘don’t you have better shit to do?!’ people annoying whenever they complain about Obama doing something like filling out an NCAA bracket, but for fuck’s sake, Rex, don’t you have better shit to do?!

For what it’s worth, he also covered 100% of the cost of building Gillette Stadium out of his own pocket.

One more point of praise for Bob Kraft. He bought his own land, and paid for his own fucking stadium. No “tax the shit out of everyone within 5 miles to pay for my team bullshit.”

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

You couldn’t have timed that collapse better if you tried.

Babies

1. The Court has heard stupider shit.