Red beans and rice with sausage in the instant pot is in heavy rotation at my house recently. Fast, easy and delicious.

Ok, so Machado’s slide wasn’t perfectly normal, he spiked Pedroia well on the the third base side of the bag and knocked him out of the next three games. It wasn’t the dirtiest slide i’ve seem but it was late and his foor was 2 feet across the bag and caused an injury. Throwing at Machado’s head was not the right…

Note, not Dennis Wideman, Chris.

Imagine the fuss if Romo was actually a good QB?

07' with Brady, Moss and Welker 0 losses.

I was legit scared of that guy when I first started watching wrestling as a kid in the mid 70s. Over exposure and more and more cartoonish behavior kind of muted that. But for a while that guy could give you nightmares.

The correct answer is........8. 8 squares folded in half is 4, 4 folded in half is 2, 2 folded in half is 1 perfect square of the correct thickness for all wiping needs.

Why is this a fucking story on Deadspin? Are we not hated enough already? Is this to specifically to agitate Magary?

Toad’s Place, ‘87. Still sober enough to focus.

50 Shades of Orange.

Keep the fucking fruit off of my food. Pineapples? Unreal. We tried Blue Apron for a while and they want you to put lemon on everything. Lemons fucking suck unless they’re mixed with 4 cups of sugar in an icy beverage.

I bought my wife one of those touch activated kitchen faucets a few years back. Gamechanger. Except I look like an idiot when I approach a normal faucet and I tap it expecting it to turn on. I’ve done this about 75 times at work.

Collins made quite a few very memorable positive plays on defense the last couple of years but two very negative plays have always stuck with me: he gave up a touchdown pass to Owen Daniels and Peyton Manning in last year’s AFC championship game and the swing pass to Marshawn Lynch just before the two minute warning…

JBJ’s ass is too fat to be Miss Universe.

Belichick has better tits than most of the cheerleaders.

You can do your own friction welding by continuing to rotate a bolt that is slightly galled. It’ll eventually spot weld itself if you keep going. Doesn’t make for a great visual though.

Hey, he can work out with TB12, Josh Gordon, Martavis Bryant, maybe Ezekiel Elliot. The all suspended team is number 3 in the power rankings.