They pay you for that? Fuck, where’s my check?

My favorite player in third grade was Mini Mack Herren, so I’ve paid my dues. But your point is well taken.

Actually he loves the shit out of the Patriots. You can tell.

I’m selling my stock in Free Brady t-shirts and buying Free Dorito Dink t-shirts. *kicking back and waiting for the money to rollin*

Here’s the Spygate article from BR in ‘09.

If you’re denying the fact that jealousy played a role in teams, i.e. the Jets, dropping a dime on the Pats then I think you’re wrong. And I do believe that the Patriots were not the only ones doing this.

I have a question that no one seems to have an answer to.....What is the actual rule with regard to taping signals? We all know that if you tape from the sidelines you’re the worst cheaters ever (unless you’re not the Patriots). But what is the actual rule?

None of these moron commenters like Tebowguy even know how much the Wells Report claims the balls were deflated by. Using the worse case scenario of guage combinations before the game and at half time the Wells report claims the balls were deflated .2 psi on average. The difference in readings between the two gauges…

Bob McNair hates everything the Patriots stand for... as he furiously signs Mike Vrabel, Bill O’Brien, Romeo Crennel, Vince Wilfork, Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett, 3 of the guys that fire the muskets after a touchdown, ticket seller employee of the month, Russ Francis, Mini Mack Herron, Geno Cappaletti, Scott Zolak’s…

As Tom E. Curren pointed out, this is about .2 psi at most. Even using the crap Wells report the predicted pressure in the footballs taking into account the weather was 11.32 to 11.52 psi. The actual average measurements where 11.49 with one gauge and 11.11 on the other (the ref’s best recollection was he used the…

Massachusetts has tough gun laws with mandatory minimum sentences. They're screwed.

The guy with 12 psi in his tires was publicly shamed and banned for life.

I love you, Malcolm Butler.

We nukes don’t use Sunny Seiberts to measure our radiation. Talk to me in millirem so I don’t have to get a conversion chart. I’ve averaged probably about 200 mrem per year for the past 30 years. That must be why I have high cholesterol.

Duh! Patriots Nation knew this months ago. He was also the guy who worked for the Jets for years and was there when Belichick backed out of being the HC of the NYJs. And he’s the guy who went up to the Patriots equipment manager after halftime of the Colts game and told him “We weighed the balls. You are in big f—ing…

Hubbard has been retained by the NFL and Ted Wells.

You’d smile too if a giant lobster was cupping your onions.