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I enjoyed Split, but my problem came with the ‘twist’ ending of connecting it to Unbreakable. The former is a fun/campy B-movie thriller in the vein of Brian De Palma, while the latter is a more nuanced take on genre like what Jeff Nichols did with Midnight Special. Needless to say I’m skeptical that this won’t be a

Balls. Good luck out there Sean. Your writing was what originally drew me to the sight way back and the day and them brining you back was the only thing that kept me around this Kinja hellscape of diminishing returns. Looking forward to what you do next. Bye AV Club! You’re literally a desecrated husk of what you used

Saw a sneak peak. It’s basically exactly that.

Checks out. He and some other bad eggs are in a gang called Mean Eggs and Hamm

What is this? A trailer for ants!?

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Spoiler Alert: Jedi impotency is an epidemic and it needs to be openly discussed

There is no spoon

They did it. They somehow found a way for me to check out another season. DAMN YOU, SAULNIER!

Except, you know, this time it won’t suck!