This car was a Katie’s that morning. Driver stuffed it at 7:45am about 1.3 miles after leaving the parking lot.

“Regardless, I can’t to see what the new high-output Cayman and Boxster are like.”

Lots of things added up I think...

Modern materials and manufacturing are impressive!

Gentleman, this is how the internet is supposed to work. Opinions and facts put your, challenged, discussed, and new ideas flow forth. This made my night.

On the record run, yeah. We had one where it broke traction around the 130mph mark and tried to go sideways :O

K.

Friend of mine had one of these, until he accidentally drove it down some steps and wrecked it. I wish I had a joke for it, but by the time I thought of one, the moment had passed, alas, just another case of L’esprit de l’escalier.

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

Or even, and this is a scary thought, two of them. A full-size and a compact, using shared architecture and development from other, mass market brands under the same corporate umbrella.

Just goes to show that GM is truly innovative - they’ve had vibrating trim panels years before everyone else.

Does it come with a stick? Because if not, that frees up a left leg you can sell too....

Everyone has an opinion, mate. Mine is as follows: quite daft, this one.

Man....nevermind a mid-engine 992, just plug the 4.0L into the Cayman GT4!! That thing would be a MONSTER.

Point taken bud. You can now step off the ledge and chill out. We get it, you’re a massive success with a Porsche who beats on it. No need to bust out the megaphone and lay an internet beat-down. Sheesh.  

BMW cares about selling cars.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

Yeah, but then again, we wouldn’t have all those sad but fond memories like: “Remember Billy and his car...that guy was crazy!”