+1 Felony misnomer

Rutgers junior linebacker Izaia Bullock

Prostate cancer is one of the most treatable and survivable. Hope you thanked her for the early detection.

I bet everyone is reeeeeally nice to you.

little rich boy over here with a scroll wheel

+XXV centimeters of disappointment

You know it's a Buffalo dildo because they all curve to the right.

Cleveland has lost three of its last four games

HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

I bet some Sully from Waltham then took that dust and smoked it out of a lightbulb.

It is NOT an October surprise for a gubernatorial candidate to be happily taking selfies with a white nationalist and terrorist sympathizer at a Wild Wings. It’s not cute, it’s not politics as usual, it’s not strategic, it’s dangerous—and voters in Georgia need to realize that.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Brian Kemp doesn’t do anything “comfortably.” He always looks like he’s trying to push out a rock-hard shit or a soft one just slipped out by accident.

“I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president.”

Update: (hehe)

[FARTS]

The feature, which was doomed from its wobbly, equivocating get-go, takes as its underlying premise that a D-list dog-whistler too stupid to even do it properly is more than some Laura Ingraham wannabe with a web show on a Fox News streaming service too technologically advanced for its senile target audience to…

Here for this.

Come on.