When you finish the game, the people you rescue all complain because the rescue didn’t occur exactly as they perceived it would.

The practice of “officially examining.”

I say just let developers do whatever they want. nobody needs to tell them how to do their job. if they want skinny female characters they can have skinny female characters and there’s nothing wrong with that.

It’s gonna be Takeshi’s Challenge instead.

This looks like almost every furnishing accessory in my parents’ suburban split-level in the early ‘70s.

Don’t worry. Mine were Atari games.

Am I alone in my strange attraction to women with strong arms? Add to that strong shoulders.

Note: I haven’t lifted in years, but I’m still a big dude. I’m too busy being lazy to exercise like I used to.

Hmm, so far the only crying triggered person here seems to be you?

Lots of games only have young pretty people as playable characters, having older characters is a very refreshing change. Only having one teenager while most of the characters are in their 30s is a very interesting choice for this type of game.

In most games, the youngest dude is older than the oldest chick. This is still almost true of Overwatch, with two (maybe three) exceptions now.

As do I, there’s far too few badass old ladies in video games.

Great game. It was the perfect balance between serious and absurd. After this game the series became just overly absurd and lost it’s way.

I gotta say, slapping this animated gif under this story was a little disturbing at first.

Came here looking for Kenny Omega highlights, left disappointed.

Tournament Highlight? Kenny Omega.

Real talk, I mean they could’ve straight up made Link into Zelda and have us meet Link later on in the game. Think about how fucking amazing that would’ve been?!

I picked it up as Quake 3 immediately

I wouldn’t stress it too much. Even for a very skilled player there’s a bit of luck there. Had the Tracer done anything to throw off his timing, the player probably would have made it. Still, it’s an amazing shot. It’s one of those “holy crap, did I just do that?” moments.

Dark Tower was always fun to play solo, sans board.

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.