paul-s
Paul S
paul-s

*sigh* It's not like people don't have a sense of humor and people being offended by people being offended is getting annoying.

But Steve Jobs isn't alive to do that :).

Hi! I'd love to talk to you more about why Second Life became known as the Adultery Capital of the World. Mind sending me an email? Patricia@kotaku.com

weird how when it's conan pointing out the dumb awful shit in videogames everyone else takes for granted he's not flooded with death threats

Ha. I mean...

Phil Collins Block was the name given by the Justice Department to the old run down megablock that used to be called Genesis Towers. Phil Collins Block is most notable for nearly being destroyed by it's nearby rival, Peter Gabriel Block, during the Block Riots of 2103. It survived mostly intact, only to be reduced

*Cough* Super Karoshi, *Cough*

I've always seen Samus as being cold. Hardened by the rough life of a bounty hunter, doubly so by being the last remnant of a dead culture (the chozo are supposed to be extinct in Metroid lore, aren't they?). Compassionate and caring underneath, but the image she projects to the world is cold, dispassionate, and

One day I will create a videogame where you can wear high-heels if you choose to, and work normally with them. When you run, however, you will stumble every 10 steps, and receive 10% damage + and 1% change to instantly die, because this is fucking bullshit.

Because they point stupid shit out?

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No need to get salty, just freshen up with a mentos.

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He also single-handedly coded one of the best, ground-breaking pro wrestling games of all time: "Pro Wrestling" for the NES/Famicom.

And before Fire Pro Wrestling, he was the guy behind this little gem.

Don't forget about Canada's Rob Ford, who eats at the most plentiful buffet around: home.

54 Video Games?? What a deal!

I read your entire comment in this guy's voice.

My personal favorite is plugging in DDR pads into a PS2 and playing Budokai 3.

I don't know why it made me laugh so hard, but it did. +10 to you, sir.