I’m seeing rumors of Cody being the new mayor of Metro City.

Man, I live in Columbus. We learned a long time ago to stay the hell away from Ohio State during football season.

Now if I could only stick in a PS2 disk and actually have it play it...

Perhaps they can avoid having the tearful acceptance speech of a grieving father followed by the antics of someone dressed up as a giant disposable razor.

I worked maintenance at a high school for four years, and it’s an unending struggle to keep the place clean. Got a bunch of sick kids, huh? Well, time bleach everything.

A lot of the new ones are headmasters now. I recently went on a bit of a binge when I noticed new toys for the characters I liked as a kid. Really weird, it came out of nowhere.

Squad E

Tuesday nights, the Donatos at OSU. Show everyone just how free you are.

Dude, Jinmaster used to live here for a while. Everyone’s a saint compared to him.

Many years ago I worked for a data/voice cabling company. All my coworkers were surprised that I was still unmarried and childless at 20.

You made a bootleg NiGHTS.

Ah, Kia Asamiya. Was wondering what he’s been up to these last few years...

each figure is based on an individual BlizzCon attendee’s actual in-game character.

We regret to inform you the cat is racist.

They all look like Quake marines.

Like Zippy the Pinhead, I like mine scrambled.

Memories of Easter morning in my grandmother’s living room.

Also requisite: EVE is for crazy people.

Dude, this is Mario, not Sonic.