As a life-long Columbus resident, I can tell you that the real Franklinton is a lot flatter and more desolate then how the film shows it. 

Yes, fighting games are great.

Well, it’s a lot more impressive when you end up getting a headshot on a 4-time CPL world champion.

It would be remiss to not mention that Fire Pro was originally created by the late Masato Masuda, who was the designer and programmer of the original Pro Wrestling on the NES. Every Fire Pro title is a direct descendant of that game, which I consider to still be one of the best wrestling games ever made.

There already is dirty fanart of Marina.

Looks like someone wants Katamari Damacy on Steam.

He. Just. Does. Not. Get. It.

Look at this and see how many are about Melee:

He’s much stronger with short subjects than he is with feature-length productions. This is good.

Forgot one:

I’d only award someone who would manage to harm themselves in the process. Knuckles and forehead bleeding, possible bits of glass stuck in the skin, knees bruised from breaking things over them... give the prize to whoever looks like they just took part in a Japanese pro wrestling deathmatch.

Or just as a way to avoid spoilers for the rest of the game.

Krogan and Asari live for centuries, how long does it take for their children to reach maturity?

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Please, you call that nightmarish? There was a much worse mascot costume for trade shows:

AW, SON OF A BITCH!

He can look forward to a long career of guest appearing in Sargon and JonTron videos.