There already is dirty fanart of Marina.

Looks like someone wants Katamari Damacy on Steam.

He. Just. Does. Not. Get. It.

Look at this and see how many are about Melee:

He’s much stronger with short subjects than he is with feature-length productions. This is good.

Forgot one:

I’d only award someone who would manage to harm themselves in the process. Knuckles and forehead bleeding, possible bits of glass stuck in the skin, knees bruised from breaking things over them... give the prize to whoever looks like they just took part in a Japanese pro wrestling deathmatch.

Or just as a way to avoid spoilers for the rest of the game.

Krogan and Asari live for centuries, how long does it take for their children to reach maturity?

Checklist:

You asked...

Please, you call that nightmarish? There was a much worse mascot costume for trade shows:

AW, SON OF A BITCH!

He can look forward to a long career of guest appearing in Sargon and JonTron videos.

Twelve years ago:

Capcom has a long history of (possibly) unintentional homoeroticism in their designs:

In good company.

I put in over 1000 hours in Disgaea DS, mostly due to the fact that I would play it in bed in order to fall asleep. But that was playing the game as intended, no special tricks or stunts on my part.

Over a decade ago my PS2 memory card was stolen. It had my in-progress save for Kingdom Hearts II.

I just watched the trailer and I noticed that at one point a goalkeeper slides across the floor with no animation.