From what I’ve read, that last clip is a perfect metaphor for the game.

You have to be on YouTube streaming for that.

Lee Majors is sad.

I think I once ate at the restaurant that was used to make the Mafia III booth.

Considering how well characters with chained weapons do in these games, it would be a mistake to not include Rygar.

Fuck’s sake.

By the way, this is the actual neighborhood and intersection that this set is meant to represent: https://goo.gl/maps/nuV2wuq2t…

That second video is the only one that looks even remotely like Columbus. The ninth one you might be able to convince me is West Broad... if you made the street wider, at it wasn’t on a hill. Hell, most of the city is pretty flat, except towards the rivers.

Don’t you know? If someone makes a game with bad character concepts, the grand SJW conspiracy will punish them by... writing blog posts and making videos!

Happy little mushroom clouds.

They’ve made quite the improvement since the old days.

With some Brian Dennhey thrown in for good measure.

Laputa, Snow White and Predator.

Did you say masturbating zombies?

Points for not having him pull the guns out of his ass.

I’ll stick with the proven Start to Crate system.