Don’t you know? If someone makes a game with bad character concepts, the grand SJW conspiracy will punish them by... writing blog posts and making videos!

Happy little mushroom clouds.

They’ve made quite the improvement since the old days.

With some Brian Dennhey thrown in for good measure.

It’s the brass feet that really brings it all together. I grew up surrounded by the remains of the 70's. Stuff packed away in the basement, the homes of my elderly relatives, garage sales and the out-of-the-way rooms where families kept the gaming systems hooked up. I find these outdated designs strangely comforting,…

Laputa, Snow White and Predator.

Did you say masturbating zombies?

Points for not having him pull the guns out of his ass.

I’ll stick with the proven Start to Crate system.

Sadly it can’t do the Moon gravity jump-kick.

Looks like someone else remembers Planet Half-Life

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Another method is to sample the VA’s other works. For instance, Winston is voiced by Crispin Freeman, who has a ton of voice credits in numerous media. All you would need to do is fine his roles where he used a similar voice.

How about some disturbing commercials? Like this one that creeped me out as a kid:

More honest version

I swore I hit the right link. Odd.

Presuming it was real, why would they stick it in a Field and Stream? If you’re putting it in Dayton, at least go for Wright-Patterson, the Air Force Museum, the airshow or even Hanger 18 for a laugh.

That first clip is right out of NBA Jam.