i’m not above quoting myself:

It always bothers me when people bring up the popular vote. Guess what, the popular vote *doesn’t count* and both candidates campaigned based on the *electoral college*. Who knows what the final total would be if the campaigns based their strategy on gaining the popular vote? Maybe Trump picks up a lot of votes in CA…

Because Hillary Clinton personally kicked in Bernie Sanders’s teeth in the primary, winning by 4 million votes.

Do you think he would have won? Because the polls were all wrong about HRC winning. I wonder if Trump would have beaten any Dem candidate.

Weird how our nation’s wonk polling nerds showed Sanders doing much better in a head-to-head matchup with Trump than HRC, and we’re STILL hearing how much more electable she was, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Well, I am white, so if it shows, I am okay with society seeing it. I guess having thoughts about how a protest can be maximally effective in achieving its desired results is something white people do? I don’t know.

It makes sense if you reverse those two statements. Meaning, Obama was elected twice, therefore racism is over. But Obama just keeps on pointing out how it isn’t over, like a killjoy, which only divides us instead of uniting us. For further explanation, I direct you to my mom on facebook.

Type in italics if she is holding you hostage and you need help.

Statistically, that’s just not true. About 71 percent of the perpetrators of murder in Chicago are black (as are about 75 percent of the victims). White offenders (whether they are racists or just plain criminals) cause about 3.5 percent of the city’s homicides.

Oh, good lord! The picture only confirms racist stereotypes to the extent the crime itself confirms those stereotypes.

1) How does one get addicted to texting pics of your crotch and not be able to stop after it ruined your career but could keep your family intact? He has a serious diagnosable mental disorder.

I once saw a squirrel jump onto a truck’s tire on the highway and get launched out of the wheel well like a cannon.

WAIT.

Ugh, those are the WORST.

How did you not include the tough mudder/spartan race/warrior dash crowd? I’d say it would have to be pretty high on the list.

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

Ya, but he'll no doubt live out the rest of his days in an evidence locker.

I’m not stupid, bro.