Sheepfuckers?

The fact that they had a creepy nickname like “Joe-Pa” for this asshole is REASON ENOUGH that the school should be shuttered and “Happy Valley” turned into an anthrax testing range for the military.

Life isn’t bad.

I am the most casual of football fans: a gay man who rates players based on attractiveness and thinks all football games should be jock-straps-and-shoulder-pads only affairs.

Is it completely obvious that I am a gay man who watches football for the butts?

Okay, there you go.

It’s weird how you can be successful in college, and flame out in the NFL.

Okay, well there you go.

Is Penn State even a good school?

You got me!

“Happy Valley?”

Why was this dude worthy of the moniker “Johnny Football?”

Aren’t the putting that tacky bronze statue of the football coach back up at the university?

Is rent really that unaffordable in NYC?

I live in Seattle, previously (and likely again in the near future) San Francisco, and the rents here are out of control...much more so than NYC, which has a far larger base of housing.

Huh?

Not really. No.

I know. Repeated tomy thesis advisor. But i still found it funny.

I went to a fancy, and very leftist, liberal arts college.

All I have to say is: ewwwwww.

I love dogs.