One day, I will write a biography of the collapse of late-20th century conservatism, and viewed through the life and times of Donald J Trump.

The closeness of the final presidential results—and I agree it will likely be something like Trump 42, Cinton 47—shouldn’t be attributed to the press minimizing Trump.

Don’t even start with the H1Bs.

Fucking Johnson!

Not at all!

Unqualified. Proofreading is always a luxury when posting at work.

Bullshit.

As I stated, I am one.

Boy, HRC can really fuck this one up.

I am shocked that you’d even suggest such a thing!

It’s hardly going to be that bad.

I think it’s super sad that Millennials like myself—the target demo of this here internet publication—have to be told, AGAIN, that unionization is in their best interest.

Who is Jack Nicholson’s dad, Jack Nicholson?

Bye, Felicia!

The Southwest is a particular region encompassing New Mexico and Arizona as its core.

But I live in Seattle, and like it.

I knew that, once I began reading, it would be approximately .05 seconds before my eyes were raped by phrase “false flag.”

Who can afford the rents in Seattle these days? We’re “North San Francisco.”

I don’t care what anyone says: Tebow is FAWKING HOT HOT HOT.

Yeah.