“Oregon & Washington cut off at the cascades and become Rainlandia.
East of that: Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Dakotas to the Missouri river become a state park. Only humans allowed to stay there are Native Americans, rangers, scientists, photographers and tourists.”

Um, Texas is not the Southwest, dum dum.

Here, here!

It’s nice to see these Bush-era fossils somehow spring to life and destroy even the remnants of their (always patently artificial) credibility.

True enough.

Agreed.

No, just no.

Pence would be awful.