“I am definitely not a politician”

To be clear, Noah’s Ark in Wisconsin is 100% fun and 0% Jesus.

Even when I was harassed, I always knew that my brains and talent were responsible for my success, not my looks. Unfortunately, I still have to put up with the constant drumbeat of “lookism.”

Tomato sammiches are MY JAM. Sub the mayo for a healthy helping of straight up butter. I promise. You won’t regret it.

Can’t. Nope. Otters are the most terrible of all god’s creatures. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…