More like Uncle Fester

There aren’t any elves, either.

WTG, buddy. :)

More than a whiff of misogyny in your article, Honey Bunch. The clear implication is that if a sport appeals primarily to women, it’s garbage. I could launch into an in-depth analysis of the stupidity of American football, but you’d just make fun of the length of my email. (Because it would take a LOOONG time to…

I guess only Patrick Redford-approved sports should be allowed in the Olympics. Is curling going to make the cut? Rhythmic gymnastics? Biathlon? Hammer-throw? Shooting? Seriously, who the f*** do you think you are to pass judgement on other people’s hobbies or passions?

Oh. Sorry. It temporarily slipped my mind that Masshole James’s feelings of intellectual and moral superiority are more important than the future of the world. My bad. The primaries were rigged, Bernie didn’t win, and so WTF, why not let Donald Trump get his short fingers on the nuclear codes?