AMY GOODMAN: So, that’s President Trump. Instead of “Heck of a job, Brownie,” it’s “Heck of a job, myself.”

“When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed; say something once- why say it again?” -David Byrne, MCMLXXVII

“seven year friendship”

Cancel the appt. You won’t need teeth.

Trump’s threat at the UN that “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea” is really unprecedented. This is no off-the-cuff response to a question, or cranky early morning tweet, but a centerpiece of a…

We are all General Kelly.

“...so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow”

Passing out bananas is one of the few things he’s actually qualified to do, now you may cry.

Also, WTF is lock, step, and barrel? That’s a new one.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

I agree with you! Except:

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

It is interesting to note that when my 8th grader and her girls get soda after middle school they are doing something that terrifies you.

Automat by Edward Hopper (1927)

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

I teach the youths at the university. One of the great moments of any semester is when one of the youths, bolstered by the confidence and ignorance of the aforementioned youth and complete lack of background research, decides to tell me about their invention that will change the world. Much, much more often than…

I’m sorry you’re terrified of convenience stores.

99% of tech startups now-a-days are just fancy versions of things that already exist.

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.