How about you go fuck yourself?

Hold my hair, baby. Mama gonna slap a bitch.

I want to know the story behind “Bitch, we had twins”.

If only it were that same pink.

Porchee.

The car looks good, butt whoever picked that color needs a beating.

That looks like ass.

They were still shit. Just slightly better shit.

Too be fair, he wasn’t wrong.

302.

Beats planking.

Sherri Shepherd can go straight to hell.

Thomas Cook and Son, back in the good ol’ days.

Oh, the micromanaging will be delicious.

lol

Angry idiots, mostly.

Ha! That didn’t work so well the first time.

Bigly.

Goddamn. I love her.

Your insulation sucks. It was -29 the other day and the garage, unheated, never dropped below 40.