He is a very pretty man.

Do you really think “should” should be spelled “ahould”?????

It wasn’t meant to be hurtful, in spite of the fact that your “joke” was. Next time don’t forget to add “nigger” to the list so you can check off all the boxes for me.

I want to hug you.

Bitch burnt that sandwich.

Stop being wrong about french fries.

Your witty little comment isn’t nearly as amusing as you think.

I know... I just can’t think of why he felt the need to kill Mr. Scott.

He shot a non-violent man in the back.

I hate it when normally rational people say obviously stupid, false things.

Annie Proulx is a badass.

Don’t you be talkin’ bad about Patti’s pies!

I will snatch you bald.

Miss Patti NEVER has a dirty kitchen. And I’m not going to start today.

They can’t live for five minutes without a man to validate them. Mimi should just buy a vibrator and take a break for 90 days.

That bothers me more than I care to admit.

Motherfucker.

Girl is so thirsty these days.

Yes. Just stop readimg Dirtybag. Boom! You’re boycotting TMZ.

You go get shot, I’ll stay home, thanks.