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And then the radio clapped

Remember when Trump dissolved his voter fraud commission because it couldn’t prove voter fraud and also because he is a fatso

Sharon Carpenter or GTFO

Wouldn’t “Reese S. Cupp” track the proper pronunciation? Don’t @ me

h/t to Harry Kuntz

Unfortunately, this game’s success will ultimately lead to the end of Marc Mero.

The Finals are more over than Daniel Bryan.

The Finals are so over Showtime just premiered a dystopian drama that contemplates a world where the Cavs won the 2018 NBA Championship.

Or a person named anything other than Ruth.

The President’s lawyer, who oh btw is Rudy GOD DAMN Giuliani what planet are we on now*

An absolute unit

An absolute unit

Are these WiFi only?

Are these WiFi only?

I understand this reference!

Vanilla vodka mixed with any flavor Coke was EASY to drink

Well the fact that they sued for the specified amount is objectively true. Do you feel “but there is no guarantee they are awarded that amount” needs to be explicitly said?

I hate that these sentences exist now.

Hi, middle aged person here. What in the world is an emote? Thanks in advance.

Oh look at me! I drive my Weekend Car to my weekend Blockbuster! La ti da!

I believe the Lapsed Fan has put this matter to rest

What’s your stoyle?