“Because fuck Luigi.” - Nintendo

Needs more Actraiser

What are you describing is not bipartisanship. You are describing separate partisan positions.

Orrrrrrrrrrrr?

All sports game story mode trailers should have the 8 Mile song. I will not be moved on this.

Haters gonna say it’s real

I can’t follow what in the fuck he is trying to say - can you guys? Reading the Cosby transcript is like Trump playing Mad Libs.

Momsplaining!

Amal to that, even!

Can someone explain the context?

Billy Madison jibberish intensifies

Ok so can we get Metroid next?

Read again - it’s over half a million a MONTH bb

What good is the phone call going to do? He’s already admitting to having touched this woman (“lower back”, though), and it sounds like he may be pleading guilty? This sounds less like a case of “not enough evidence of guilt” and more of a case of “old rich guy not having rules apply to him.”

He very much has a turban

“The Person Killer” Randy Orton

Can you clarify this statement: “The officials told Reuters they saw no evidence of collusion, however.”? Which officials? Collusion among who?

Does Jerry “The King” Lawler have an alibi?

Is this a deal that you can buy and use later or do you have to order the suit now?

Is this a deal that you can buy and use later or do you have to order the suit now?

Well get ready for Wicked Weed Select - only 99 calories!