Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

Really, in these trying times, isn’t scoffing at whiny manbabies what brings us all together?

I believe she’s sincere, but her sincerity is still all about her.

I think people who can't bother to make their bed before proposing genocide need to step the fuck up.

Try Slothopnik.

Why not?

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.