The picture 100% does not make me uncomfortable. It simply seems to be the butt of this joke, despite you playing it straight.

If Jake Locker got arrested in the middle of nowhere in Washington, yeah, that would also be news. “A local event that had no national implications” would not work as criteria for news, anywhere. It’s fine to not like this article, because I know I’m not going to change your (or anyone else’s) mind, so I’m bowing out…

That’s information about a local event that had no national implications when it happened. It’s like me giving you an update on what Jake Locker is doing with his life in Ferndale at the moment because he lives in my area and calling that news on the scale worthy of a national report. It’s not. It’s a copout to…

When the NCAA and its constituent athletic programs are portraying themselves as organizations that care about their athletes and are commited to supporting them and preparing them for lifelong success, this is news.

No one has thought about Cliff Harris since 2013 and he hasn’t done anything to garner any attention to himself.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

You know, I genuinely believe a few things.

Yes because an entire fan base must be evil Hitler worshippers because of an outdated mascot from a different time. You’re the definition of hypocrisy.

Go fuck yourself