“No one should have it easier than I do.”

Sounds like you need a union.

So, with all your eduction and experience you make less than a blue-collar factory worker? While no doubt the executives of your company make a fortune?

“Stick to DRIVING cars” is my favorite extremely specific stay-in-your-lane comment to date

That’s a big tank for a small(ish), efficient car.

Nice!

It is amazing how corporate propaganda has trained large swaths of Americans to look at other people’s benefits and say “that’s not fair, they should have to suffer more like everyone else!” instead of saying “that’s not fair, we should get those benefits from our giant corporate employers too!”

It’s really shitty when people say, “Well I pay a lot more so they should as well”. Bullshit. Companies have been eroding employee benefits for years now, while shareholders profit handsomely and none of this “trickles down” to raise wages, which would help at least offset higher costs.

Mike Pence sucks.

You know someone at Porsche was like “Hey the Tesla has broken down! Quick send out a Taycan”!

Good points Juan however my point was why take risks that you don’t need to take just for the sake of one mans ego. Starting a record attempt effort a week before the attempt is taking much more of a risk than it should be

Consider me roasted. Devastated. I’m not sure how I’ll recover.

I have a snap-on visor for highway miles, but I rip it off when I get on the back roads at anything below 55. It’s just better.

I always look like a goon, whether I’m riding a motorcycle or not. I don’t give a fuck. 

Wise? You do realize you’re reading Jalopnik right?

Nah its the internet. 

Honestly if somebody is shelling out $50k for a vehicle that costs $100 to fill every week, it’s hard to fault a CEO for thinking money’s no object to that market.

5th:

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

I’m no fan of low profile tires and huge gaudy wheels, but this group was in the Toledo Jeep Fest parade and looked like they had a great time. Do what makes you happy.

I understand why you might think that, but I have two answers for you: