Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

his staunchest supporters are nodding along like, “damn, I hate poor people too, so glad someone finally had the BALLS to say it.”

Of course it wasn’t a Walmart.

I’m surprised they found an employee at all.

If he had the Target Red Card, he could have saved 5%, and his bail would only be $950,000.

I was going to say, I’m surprised it wasn’t.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

Dear Savannah’s parents: you’re doing it right. Dear stake president: you are not.

unfortunately, bigotry and absurdity isn’t solely the domain of the religious.

Good dad too. I’ve known him for about fifteen years and he and her mom are about as loving and supportive as it gets. I saw his pictures from Pride with them all wearing their matching t-shirts and I’m still talking about it online so I guess it was pretty damn cute.

I think it’s appropriate. Both Kim K and Ariana Grande darken their skin to look more like a POC for the perceived social benefits. This is akin to white minstrels who wanted to indulge in the culture of blacks with a wink and nod that they were not actually black. Or, quite simply, “Rather to reign in hell than serve…

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

But, even if the picture is darker, is it blackface? It seems crazy to dilute the term to that extent.

I’m no Kardashian fan, but is her skin tone that much different between those two shots? It looks like the checker shadow illusion.

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

Omg, TELL IT. If we can’t have dark humor in these times then what do we have left.

Schumer steals jokes and lacks any sort of improv skills whatsoever.

Pot, meet kettle. Shlesinger’s and Schumer’s comedy is exactly the same, and they’re both terrible.

She’s always been that type of woman who “doesn’t have any girlfriends, all my friends are guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Color me not shocked.

I mentioned this in another comment, but this is happening just a few towns over. You hear people calling into local radio stations, I see FB posts by people who knew this boy....there is a whole bunch more that the general public hasn’t heard or seen yet.